Chauder and Wilson will NOT be showing

I realize now that Wilson was perpetrating an elaborate prank on my behalf, deluding me into thinking that he and Chauder might actually play this tournament this year. One more trip to N.C. just for old time's sake.

But no, it was all a big ruse. Wilson sitting there with all his Toronto buddies, saying, "hey, boys - check oot how I'm f*cking with these hicks in North Carolina! I just told him I'm buying a plane ticket, eh?"

Again, we'll have to muster it out on our own.