Wish I had a dollar for every time I got that question this weekend. Our famed defensive powerhouse (knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing goon) was getting back from a week-long vacation in Mexico on Friday, so we knew he couldn't make game 1.But for the next 3 games, we wondered each time if he would show, and as guys arrived in the locker room and came around the corner into view, we watched, eager with anticipation, to see if Chauder had arrived to save us from our defensive misery! But each time we were deflated to finally realize, as the Zam finished its last pass, that no, Chauder wasn't coming. Where was he, we kept asking? And now, it's clear.
We knew that Dr. Chauder, a.k.a. Sea Panda had an interest in marine biology, but had no idea that his true passion was to frolic with Flipper. Note he's got that same goofy grin that he gets when he's smashing some poor sap into the boards with his arse.
At least he's finally wearing a chest protector.
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