Shirley hears the call

Former Red Hot Chili Pepper Brian "Shirley" Wilson felt a little homesick for his old band Saturday night, and decided to enjoy a few hours in the warm Charleston air shirtless.

Fortunately for everyone, an infected sore on Shirley's knee kept him from taking his pants off.

After last call, we had to walk a few blocks to our cars, and people on Meeting street were either pointing and laughing or running away screaming as our plucky center strolled proudly in his birthday suit.

Thankfully, we in team management had gone to a different set of nightspots, and managed to miss most of the shenanigans that Shirley and his comrades were up to. Patrick "Zoolander" Norman was in fine form, but had his conversation with a tall woman cut short by Lavergne. In a way only the French can do, Marc somehow made the statement, "You're really tall!" sound like "Your face is too far away for me to see anything other than your morbidly obeseness! Please lay off the gravy biscuits, d'accord?"